Day 28 → What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do?
Well, if I got someone pregnant, that would just be freaking weird. I guess I’d try to sell my story to the highest bidder.
If I were pregnant, I’d feel irritated at the waste of taking birth control pills. I’d also be a little bit surprised that I had conceived unintentionally despite the combination of the pill and my wonky reproductive system. I would also not be too surprised because I’m uber-paranoid about this type of thing. I pretty much test weekly and have a stash of 50 pregnancy tests under the sink that I bought from Amazon in bulk…hey, I think this is the responsible thing to do when you’re a regular wine drinker and take other medications that aren’t so great for pregnancy. Okay, fine. I’m also slightly neurotic.
Other than that, I’d be both cautiously happy and freaking out. Having a second child in this house is far from ideal due to a lack of space and the constantly barking dogs who live upstairs that would totally drive me mad when they wake up my newborn. We’ve already decided that it would be better if Jack didn’t have to share a room with a sibling because he will be going back and forth between our house and his dad’s – he needs a space that is strictly his own. We aren’t ready to move out of this house right now because the rent is dirt cheap for the area and Jack’s daycare is half a mile away. The other rentals in our area are both more expensive and smaller and we don’t have a dime for a down payment on a house right now.
Idealistic thoughts aside, we’d totally make it work. We’re good at planning, arranging, and we generally come out on top. We want another child but unless it happens by accident we will probably end up planning the crap out of it and so who the hell knows when it will actually happen (although I’m aiming for before I turn 40).