2013 Reads

I doubt I’m going to be finishing any more books in the next week and a half, so I thought I’d do a round-up of books I’ve read this in 2013. As you can see, I don’t do much reading on my own anymore but I steadfastly still read with Jack every night.

Read on my own or with book club:

  1. The Ocean at the End of the Lane – Neil Gaiman
  2. Alif the Unseen – W.G. Wilson
  3. John Dies at the End – David Wong
  4. Warm Bodies – Isaac Marion
  5. Stepcoupling – Susan Wisdom
  6. Your Seven-Year-Old –  Louise Ames
  7. The Sensory Child Gets Organized – Carolyn Dagliesh
  8. The Highly Sensitive Child – Elaine Aron  [still reading]
  9. Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell – Susanna Clark  [still reading]

Read with Jack:

  1. Bunnicula – James Howe
  2. Howliday Inn – James Howe
  3. The Celery Stalks at Midnight – James Howe
  4. Nighty Nightmare – James Howe
  5. Bunnicula Strikes Again – James Howe
  6. How to Train Your Dragon – Cressida Cowell
  7. How to be a Pirate – Cressida Cowell
  8. How to Speak Dragonese – Cressida Cowell
  9. Charlie & The Chocolate Factory  – Roald Dahl
  10. Charlie & The Great Glass Elevator – Roald Dahl
  11. James and the Giant Peach- Roald Dahl
  12. The Magicians of Caprona – Dianna Wynne Jones
  13. The Wonderful Flight to the Mushroom Planet – Eleanor Cameron
  14. Stowaway to the Mushroom Planet – Eleanor Cameron
  15. Mr. Bass’s Planetoid – Eleanor Cameron
  16. Warriors: Into the Wild – Erin Hunter
  17. Warriors: Fire and Ice – Erin Hunter  [still reading]
  18. The Strange Case of Origami Yoda – Tom Angleberger
  19. Darth Paper Strikes Back – Tom Angleberger
  20. The Secret of the Fortune Wookie – Tom Angleberger
  21. Stardust – Neil Gaiman  [still reading]

Jack has read several chapter books on his own, as well, including a Geronimo Stilton chapter book but I haven’t done a good job of keeping track of them all so this is what you get…

Literary State of Mind

Steacie Science and Engineering Library at Yor...
Image via Wikipedia

I haven’t read a novel in approximately 2 years.  When Jack was an infant, I read pure FLUFF (i.e. Twilight) because I just didn’t have time or energy to concentrate on anything more complex and I only had about 45 minutes each day to read (on the bus).  Before that my interests lay somewhere in the realm of Literature-type Fantasy (Patricia McKillip or George R.R. Martin), Women’s Lit (a la Margaret Atwood or Jhumpa Lahiri) and bizarre biographies (ummm … Augusten Burroughs).  Mommy brain pushed me into fluff and then divorce/starting over made even that impossible.

I need to get back into reading.  I have been wasting too much time on Facebook games that are repetitive and provide no life enrichment.  Don’t get me wrong, zoning out after I get home from work is nice for a bit, especially when accompanied by wine!  But I end up zoning out for much longer than I intend and my daily reading list ends up being Olivia, Don’t Let the Pigeon Stay Up Late, and Where the Wild Things Are.  There are some really awesome children’s books out there, but I’m a little sick of them, to tell you the truth.

After being pestered by David about it, I finally took action and went down to our local library.  I haven’t had a library card in almost 10 years, so it was definitely time!  I was shocked at how quickly the process was now that it’s all computerized.  It got me excited about the library all over again (when I was a kid, I took a paper grocery bag with me to the library and filled it with novels – those lasted me maybe two weeks).

Anyway, I checked out six books – a mix of memoirs and fiction to warm me up to reading again.  Jack is with his dad in Texas for the next week and a half (*sob*), so I am going to take the opportunity to get reacquainted with the wonderful world of books.  If you know of anything good that I have likely missed in the last four years, please feel free to recommend.  Otherwise I am in danger of choosing books based solely on the appeal of their covers…

Enhanced by Zemanta

Caught in a Lie

Last night I was sitting in the bathroom with Jack and reading Time to Pee to him.  I’ve read this book a million times now and Jack still loves it.  There are various books that Jack has in which I tend to change the words around and this is one of those.  When I get to the page that says “Boys can stand, girls should sit,” I have always read it as “Boys can stand or they can sit.”  It was hard enough to get him to use the potty – I wasn’t about to tell him he needed to stand and pee all over everything!

Thanks to Super Why, Jack is now asking me to point to some of the words in the book and tell me what they say.  I did that with some of them, but when I got to that page…well, I pointed anyway and read it the way I always do.  Jack corrected me, saying, “It says girls should sit!” as he pointed to each word on the page.  My mouth dropped open and I began to ask him questions.  Do they have this book at your dad’s?  No.  What about at (daycare provider) G’s?  No.  Uh…how did you know what it says? I don’t know.

I’ve confirmed that this book does NOT reside at his dad’s house.  Furthermore, I was just talking to the daycare provider last week about various potty books that Jack likes and she mentioned she didn’t have any of Mo Willems‘ books.  So…I’m flummoxed.  He did draw the word FOOD on his magnadoodle last week(!) but reading?  There has to be some other explanation!

Not so good books

I wrote about our favorite books and I figured I should follow up with the ones we dread.  Joe has even gone so far as to hide some that Jack insists on dragging out repeatedly!

Dr. Seuss – yes, there are several books.  It’s hit or miss; we don’t hate them all but I have soured on Dr. Seuss as an adult.  Hop On Pop is on my hit list (I skip all of the rhyming if I’m forced to read it), and Joe detests There’s a Wocket in My Pocket (citing it as the least creative book ever).  I wouldn’t mind if Fox in Socks went up in flames, either.  Clearly, we don’t like rhyming books!  Oh, and I have always hated The Cat in the Hat.  That damned trouble maker cat stresses me out!

Catch the Moon by Elizabeth Mitchell – I won’t share the mean things we say about this book but I will say that it tries to rhyme and fails miserably.  The author must have been under the influence of something.  The abrupt ending is bizarre, as well.  Jack seems to like it, though.

The Runaway Bunny by Margaret Wise Brown – It’s just…too long and repetitive.  Jack does not have the patience for this one and neither do we. 

A to Z by Sandra Boynton – In my opinion, an A-Z book should teach something but the book is just too off-the-wall so we generally sit looking at the book in bewilderment.  I am linking to the whole set of books we have because it should be mentioned that the illustrations in all of the books are immensely ugly.

Good for Me and You by Mercer Mayer – What’s with the bad grammar, Mercer?

We also have a few mini Richard Scarry books that are like 4 pages long (I could find a link).  The one I particularly can’t stand is “Busy Trucks,” which starts off talking about the vehicles around town and then all of a sudden ends with a birthday party.  Joe says I am too harsh on a book that is so short but, come on, I need a little plot development!  Also, Mr. Frumble is an idiot!

We can’t be the only haters out there.  Share with me your black listed books!